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Christmas Eve HHD

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Good morning, and welcome to the Christmas Eve edition of Hunky Hump Day. I don’t want to think about what I have left to do. Also, there is a slight chance of a white Christmas here. Global warming in Alabama.
Speaking of Alabama:

If you need to get moving this morning, try this one instead.
Nothing to do with hunks, but it made me laugh.
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My Google-fu is broken – I did a search on “hunky Santa” and got David Bowie. WTF. This is better.
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Hmmm. Still too young for your mom.
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Naughty or nice?
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Stolen from an FB Moronette so we can round this out.
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That will do. Thank you for your attention, and y’all have a good day. Don’t forget, leave Santa cookies and beer, he’ll come to your house first this year.


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Good morning, and welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day.

I was listening to “Moondance” with the full moon just waning tonight, which led to this song.

I am happy that Atlanta Braves’ pitcher John Smoltz made it into the Baseball Hall of Fame on his first ballot. I had a crush on him starting in 1991. Anyone who could pitch a decent game in the old Launching Pad had my attention. This is a funny video, but it’s better to open up in another tab and listen than to try to watch.
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So, congratulations, John! **waits for smack-talk from Osoloco**

Now for some shirtless hunks.
Jessie-Pavelka
Black and white pretend redhead for Carin.
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Lots of tattoos today.
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I think TiFW pushed him down.
laid back
Roll me away.
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That’ll do. Thank you for your attention, and y’all have a good day.


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Good morning, and welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day.
Rocketboy has been practicing this on his guitar. I haven’t told him the song is older than me.

I watched Agent Carter and saw lots of HHD candidates.
First, we have James D’Arcy
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One Tree Hill alumni Chad Michael Murray
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Enver Gjokaj
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Kyle Bornheimer
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and of course, Chris Evans.
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One more to round this out.
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Thank you for your attention, and y’all have a good day.

UPDATE MJ:

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Good morning, and welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. Let’s get moving.

Most of my friends have better taste in literature than “Fifty Shades of Grey”, but there’s a few who are anxiously awaiting the movie this weekend.
Mare?
50 shades

Anyhoo, the actor playing the part of Christian Grey is Jamie Dornan.
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Sorry you’re cold.
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The movie also stars Victor Rasuk,
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Max Martini (make me a drink!)
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and Luke Grimes.
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I wish I had something more creative to say, but that’s all I’ve got. Thank you for your attention, and y’all have a good day.


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Good morning, and welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day.
Today’s song is courtesy of Cyn’s awesome radio station KCDX.com.

They played a *lot* of trailers before “American Sniper”, and a few of them had someone worth watching.
Chris Hemsworth in “In the Heart of the Sea”
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More, please.
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Ben Barnes in “Seventh Son”. (He was Prince Caspian in the Narnia movies.)
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Ryan Guzman in “The Boy Next Door”
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Channing Tatum in “Jupiter Ascending” (starring with MJ fave Mila Kunis)
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Sean Bean is also in “Jupiter Ascending”.
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Thank you for your attention, and y’all have a good day.


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MMM 163: Today was made for you and me

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This is the most amazing video I’ve seen in ages. It’s impossible to stay sad while I watch it.

How could you possibly need more motivation than that?

Okay, picture time! This girl appears to have Revvy’s haircut.
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‘Merica.
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Splits. Socks. Long brown hair. This is a very good picture.
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Nice eyes.
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Booty camp.
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Selfie, but not an obnoxious one.
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I’m focused too.
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I kinda doubt she’s about to bench this. No other complaints, though.
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Cheetah booteh.
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Today’s quiz: what’s her tattoo mean?
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MONDAY MONDAY MONDAY MONDAY!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!


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Good morning, and welcome to a more musical edition of Hunky Hump Day.

Mr. RFH and I went to a Gordon Lightfoot concert last night. I’ll admit, I hadn’t kept up with his career lately, but I can sing along with his hits from the 60’s and 70’s. The running joke between Mr. RFH and me on any Gordon Lightfoot song is “Good song, turn it up”, which makes for some windows shakin’ when I play the Gord’s Gold album in the car.

My sister-in-law saw him in concert a year ago and sort of warned us that he can’t hit the high notes like he used to. I expected older but not quite so…frail. Wikipedia details his serious health problems, including a ruptured aortic aneurysm, a coma, and a tracheotomy. But by golly, he showed us why he’s in the Songwriters Hall of Fame, why dozens of artists cover his songs, and why at 76 he can still fill a concert hall.
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He is still magnificent on the 12-string guitar.
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So if the Hostage men call this poat ghey, I’m gonna kick ‘em in the shin.
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The bassist in this video, Rick Haynes, played with Gordon in last night’s concert. Been part of the ensemble since 1968.

Thank you for your attention, and y’all have a good day.


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Good morning, and welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. Let’s get moving with another song from Cyn’s KCDX. I have this song on vinyl, somewhere in the basement.

Ever since 50 Shades of Grey came out, I have noticed a sharp uptick in hunks in suits.
clive

So I thought I’d take advantage of it.
white shirt
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unbuttoned
Another song because I feel like it.
lean in
Looks a little angry.
loosen up
This is where a clip-on just doesn’t work.
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Thank you for your attention, and y’all have a good day.


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HHD re-run, sorta

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Good morning, and welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. My computer is on the fritz, so I have borrowed Mini-me’s computer to create poats. This also means that any shirtless hunks are going to be out of the media library. I’m not *that* much of a degenerate.
First, some music. I like the acoustic guitar in this.

A little Thor
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He’s not the astronaut I had an interview with the other day, but the media ladies agreed that Tom Marshburn is not just a really nice guy, he’s cute, too.
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Redhead for Carin (sorry it’s been a while, I really got scared/scarred from the searches)
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Classic.
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Last but not least.
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Thank you for your attention, and y’all have a good day.


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Good morning, and welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day.
It’s not Saturday yet, but this is a good song for waking up.

So it’s St. Patrick’s Day while I’m writing this, and I have “The Quiet Man” playing in the background. The search terms “Irish hunk” produced images of Obama and Muhammed Ali. Someone please give Google a swift kick in the jimmy for that and the all-out failure of safe search. Anyhoo…
suit

Romance novel cover?
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Nice tie.
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Redhead for Carin.
Michael-Fassbender2
Probably from a movie I don’t know.
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Last but not least, cheerfully stolen from Oso. He made up for the Muppet rendition of “Oh Danny Boy.”
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Thank you for your attention, and y’all have a good day.


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Good morning, and welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day.
A poor explanation of Beatlemania and “Paul is dead, I buried Paul” (I’m sure my kids think I’m crazy) led to this song being chosen for today’s poat.

Awwwww.
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His wife Barbara Bach was a Bond girl.

I saw Carrie Underwood‘s baby announcement and thought that her hubby, Mike Fisher was HHD-worthy.
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Work has changed over to keyboards that require your badge to log in. This has led to people leaving their badges at their desks and when they leave the building, they can’t get back in. I chuckled at the reminder notice someone put on the door with pictures of badges for “America, Captain” and “Thunder, Thor”. (Had to look twice to make sure it didn’t say Thursday, Thor.) I’ll try to get a pic for tomorrow. In the meantime…
chris-evans
Yowza.
thor
One good cheesecake pic, and I’ll call it good.
sayonara
Thank you for your attention, and y’all have a good day.


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Peep Peep Easter Peeps

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Good morning and welcome to another Hunky Hump Day.
In the mothership’s sidebar was a Mystery Music link, which led me to today’s Hunky Hunk and music. I never watched General Hospital, but when Rick Springfield had a concert in Augusta, I dialed into the radio station every day, trying to win free tickets. Sorry I missed it.

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Do I care how old he is now?
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No, I do not.
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I’d hit it.
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Dave Grohl drops some f-bombs, talking about how everyone knows the song from the first chords.
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One more song with some shirtless Rick running around.

Thank you for your attention, and y’all have a good day.


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Give Em What They Want

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Good morning, and welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day.
Have I said how much I love Cyn for linking KCDX radio? This album must be in the KCDX vault, because I’ve heard a couple of songs.

Now that we have something to listen to, let’s ogle some hunks.
Ioan Gruffudd from “Forever”
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Masters champion Jordan Spieth.
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Redhead for Carin.
redhead
Selling some towels. (okay, there’s only so many times you can use the Fletch line.)
scott foley
Artistic black and white.
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And last but not least, a worthy contribution from TiFW.
magic mike
You can leave your hat on.
Thank you for your attention, and y’all have a good day.


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HHD in a hurry

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Good morning, and welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. I think it was Mare’s suggestion of Outlander for HHD fodder. I haven’t seen the show, but I like what I found with the image search.
Let’s have some music to go along with it. (Testing embedding a bing/daily motion video)

This is the song on youtube in case that doesn’t work, but I wanted the original video with the highwayman and damsel in distress story.
The star of Outlander is Sam Heughan as Jamie Fraser.
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Enough of a redhead for Carin?
Sam Heughan
*thud*
Sam Heughan5
Nice with the shadows, but I want to yell, “Look out behind you!”
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Thank you for your attention, and y’all have a good day.

Updated/Carin

He seems nice. Plus, kilt.

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Crackfat?

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Now, before you make fun of the weight on that bar, point of reference from our MOST ATHLETIC PRESIDENT EVER:

(pic of SCOAMF deleted, because we want bunky thud, not that turd, dammit)

Update:

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huh?


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Good morning, and welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. Not much for words today, so let’s get to it.
First, a little music. (**waves at April**)

Then let’s see what’s in the HHD fodder folder.
liam-mcintyre

(must resist waterbuffalo line)
towel
Sort of redhead for Carin.
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Ninjas ‘n shit.
Ninja
Penultimate.
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Last but not least.
edilson
Thank you for your attention, and y’all have a good day.


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Good morning, and welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day, where we trust we don’t have any tuckers. Today’s poat might be a little bit of a repeat – I finally got a chance to see Age of Ultron in the theater. While it remains to be seen if it will be clicker velcro the way the first Avengers movie is, I think it’ll work for today’s theme.
Repeat song, and I don’t care.

Avengers assemble!
jeremy renner

Paul Bettany
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(Sorry, after my computer crashed, I haven’t found my copy of Office to be able to manipulate pics.)
Tony-Stark
A day early.
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Quicksilver
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And my personal favorite.
chris evans
Hopefully my computer will be working better next week and I’ll remember who the hot guy was in the trailer right before the movie. Thank you for your attention, and y’all have a good day.


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